Nine o'clock and gettin' ready to close Mattie's liquor store on Seventh and Rose When all of a sudden, two men in masks Put a gun in Mattie's back Close the door and don't make a sound Give us all your money or we'll blow your brains out Poor Mr. Mattie was shakin' so bad He gave them everything he had Scream bloody robbery Somebody call the police Scream bloody honesty Where can a man get a little relief? Well, as expected, the cops were late The two masked men had made their escape
Duckin' down the alley to the limousine Man, it was a helluva scene Oh, scream bloody robbery Oh, somebody call the police Scream bloody honestly Where can a man get a little relief? Two weeks later, Mattie sold the store He couldn't take the city pressures anymore He'd been the victim of unsolved crimes A hundred and eleven -- hundred and eleven times Scream bloody robbery Somebody call the police Scream bloody honesty Where can a man get a little relief?