Yeah! Line up! Step right this way to see the last dollar on earth Sign up! The bus leaves today to see the last dollar on earth Behold the wonder of the modern age Displayed resplendent in its gilded cage There's not another in the world today, And you just can't take it with you All night! There's a special tonight about the last dollar on earth That's right! And all the pundits were right about the last dollar on earth It's always occupied a special space We keep a guard around it just in case
Many have died to have its fleeting grace, But you just can't take it with you Get set! Only one pint of blood To see the last dollar on earth No sweat! Only one ounce of flesh to touch the last dollar on earth When we lose exposure in its permanent enclosure Then you can be sure that we'll take it on tour So when it comes to call at your local shopping mall Though the crowds may be large, You can put it on your mastercharge