She drinks the chardonnay
She watch the baseball game
Expensive lingerie
She wears because the other girls do
Because the other girls do
[Hook]
She was married in America
Hot sh**, her name's Victoria
She visit Portland
She likes the bridges there
She wants to move there cause
She thinks that it's a thing to do
A thing to do
[Hook]
You want to talk to her
You want to buy her drink
She'll have a [?] with two onions
But she won't have you
She won't have you
[Hook (x2)]