Laugh at me- "gay Kirby" all you like
But in my nubby little arms I hold your life
You think it's a joke- you think I'm here as a gag
Until your laughter is muffled by your body bag
I rest a wink, you rest in peace
Vision goes pink, and you're deceased
That's a lovely recovery that you've got there
It would be a shame if something happened in the air
Left you hopeless and tumbling to your demise
It would be wise to realize that I own these skies
Music to my ears are your screams
This is not the face of mercy
Bore me to sleep, yet I'm the one with sing
Can't you do anything to stop The Jiggly Queen?
I'll pound pound pound you into the ground
Pants bound bound bound to end up browned