United states of the America
They like things to be big, bigger cars, bigger wars
There's a place far from here, where you have to twist to open your beer
Very progressive but when Bill has an affair
Papers are filled with rumours, did he cum in her hair?
Suing is their national sport
Sue to the bone so you get better lives
There's a place oversea where they are drinking libber tea
Not 'til 1500 your history began
Aren't the Indians the real Americans?
And as the average movie shows, it is America who saves us all
We love you America
Worship you America
No better than America
America!
If you want to be an example, for us less intelligent creatures
You just wake up and smell the coffee