[Intro: Nappy]
:^|
[Hook: Nappy]
(I) f** NYT
(Will) f** Henry Raymond
(Not) f** George Jones y'all
(Lose) f** Richard Berke
[Verse 1: Dyaz]
Artificial intelligence is what I'm imputing
To RG. What that mean? We get computers 'putin'
Tub full of money, well guess what I polluted
With power and respect, it'll get you executed
Getting us with racism, just like Jayson Blair
Taking shots at us, you're acting like a cross-hair
Dropping Das Racist like there's nothing good on here
Ever seen the rap map under the Earth's troposphere?
[Hook: Dyaz]
(I) f** NYT
(Will) f** Sulzberger
(Not) f** Abramson
(Lose) f** Rosenthal
[Verse 2: UncleFondle]
Yo, I come up on the beat like I come up in your b**h's mouth
That line's a double metaphor, don't even ask me how
I live in New York, but y'all n***as know it's UncleFondle's time
You'll be saying "Love me, Uncle", after this rhyme
I'm rhymin' two times, I rhyme with two nines
Lady Mondegreen wouldn't know rap if it slapped her in the behind
It's summertime, go get some dick and go home
That line I learned direct from Lil B the Rap Lord
Cuttin you down to size with my rap sword (it's actually my dick)
Your insults won't stick, you the real white devil sophist dudes
f** NYT, I'd rather read the Daily News (BAOW)
[Hook: UncleFondle]
(I) f** NYT
(Will) f** Adolph Ochs
(Not) f** Richard Berke
(Lose) f** Glenn Kramon
[Bridge: Garginator]
[Verse 3: Psyonik]
Man I got 99 Problems and they all in New York
Time for me to take it where it wasn't before
We score, and we k** and scar
Prison, a million bars, livin and livin large
King of the genius make your cranium crack
If you think your sh** is crazy we insaner than that, n***a
Rap Genius - Fresh to d**h
Anything else is a waste of breath
[Hook: Garginator]
(I) f** NYT
(Will) f** McNally
(Not) f** Robinson
(Lose) f** Piano