Cut them down and chop them up
Take them to the lumber yard
I'm sick of looking at all these f**ing trees (All these trees)
Those Greenpeace losers should get a job
And stop f**ing bothering everyone
(Everyone) Everyone
Stop bothering the government
Environment's for losers
Stop bothering the government
Environment's for losers
Now, you'll see
My devotion to trees
You'll see
Just why I hate all trees
Trees, trees, trees, oh f**