All the food I like to eat
Tends to be vegetarian
But I ain't vegetarian
It's just the food I like to eat.
And when I meet a gentle man
You know I'm gonna marry him
I'm not utilitarian
It's just the people that I meet.
Every time I go to town
Boys keep kicking my dog around
Makes no difference he's a hound.
Them boys is just mean.
Makes no difference he's a hound,
Boys keep kicking my dog around
And I ain't gonna take it any more, any more.
So get on off of my porch
'Cause our Ma is getting restless.
And we don't need your data
Or your unhydrogenated oil.
And if we die from our lives,
Well that ain't unusual
And we righteously unrighteous
Will get on with a smile won't we now.
Get on off.
I have seen the pumpkin tree.
I know they're gonna envy me.
But they're not going to find it
no matter how hard they try.
I swear to you it speaks to me
and all my pups they fall asleep
There beneath the pumpkin tree
with all the birds and beasts.
So get on off of my porch
'Cause our Ma is getting restless.
And we don't need your data
Or your unhydrogenated oil.
And if we die from our lives,
Well that ain't unusual
And we righteously unrighteous
Will get on with a smile won't we now.
Get on off.