Say baby, y'know, you ever here with a n***a, y'know
Why don't you uhh, hook a n***a up, y'know
s** a dick or somethin?
(f** you trick I ain't down with s**in no dicks)
You know what time it is, you know you wanna s** a n***a dick
Why don't you just go ahead and do that?
(Why don't you eat some of this p**y? You know ya down with all that?)
Nah I ain't with eatin no motherf**in p**y
You got me fu*kED up, just s** a n***a DICK!
(b**h you like eatin the p**y REAL good)
Nah I ain't with that sh**, check THIS sh** out
[Pimp C]
b**h, I ain't even tryin to hear that bullllsh**
About what your ho a** don't s** and what ya a** don't lick
So you can get your knees dirty ho
Or either get your ratchet a** out my f**in do'
Cause I'm Pimp C, I put a b**h in her place
Get down on your knees, I put my dick in ya face
Cause that's how the sh** gotta go, heh
With the average everyday South Texas ho
So b**h what's up with the s**in action?
Cause my dick need that satisfaction
(b**h, you ain't even my type)
Yeah ya momma said that but she still got me right
(Aww n***a my momma don't even do that sh**)
b**h yo' momma s** a MEAN a** dick
But I don't need ya anyway trick, huh
Cause I'm so bad, I can s** my own motherf**in dick
[Chorus]
"I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
"I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
"I'm so, I'm so bad, I'm so, I'm so bad"
"I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
"I'm so, I'm so bad, I'm so bad"
"I'm so, I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own"
"I'm so, I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
"I'm I'm I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
[Interlude]
"I'm so bad".. "I'm so, I'm so bad"
"I'm so bad, I can s**"
"I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
[Pimp C]
Rollin down the street the other day
Saw this FINE a** b**h, said you wanna play?
We went to her crib, straight in the house
Went in her bedroom I put my dick in her mouth ha
I said you s**in it real good honey
Took my dick out her mouth started talkin bout money
Ain't this some sh** you ho?
Stopped s**in my dick to talk about CASSSSH flow
b**h you got me bent like a pole
Cause that sh** you sellin ain't gon' never be sold
So b**h just f** what ya talkin
Just s** my dick or you can start to walkin
Cause you're fine, but your face gotta go
That's why we rode down the motherf**in backstreets, ya ugly a** ho
f** you ol' country a** hick
Cause I'm so bad, I can s** my own motherf**in dick
Ha-hahaha!
[Chorus]
[Pimp C]
b**h you must don't know
That I'm Pimp C, and I'm the motherf**in..
Man, f** this sh**
I ain't rappin no more about these ol' chickenhead
Skanky-a** b**hes, but I'll tell ya like this
Burt's so bad, he can s** his own dick
Chris so bad, he can s** his own dick
Bun B so bad, he can s** his own dick
Ron so bad, he can s** his own dick
Tang so bad, he can s** his own dick
Kye so bad, he can s** his own dick
Will so bad, he can s** his own dick
The rest ain't that bad, hahahahahaha!
Peace, I'm outta here