(feat. Shaggy 2 Dope)
[Monoxide Child]
I should have knew she was a freak by the walked
And when I talked to her it was like she never got caught
To this day, she swear to God it wasn't sh**
Unless she straight up just tripped and fell up on a fat dick
I know I been around the block a few times
So I really didn't mind that her mouth had some stretch lines
She had me thinking I'm a straight up Mack
When in fact, I'm just another who can hit it from the back
And attack her intestinal track and leave a puddle of spat
Down the middle of her pimpled a** crack
And then smack, I had to give that b**h a black eye
Because the p**y just don't feel right, don't know why
I thought I was the sh** and had this all on lockdown
Come to find out that my girl's just a co*khound
I couldn't deal with it, I had to bail out quick
Because that b**h just love s**ing strange dick
[Chorus x2]
She said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
f** You!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What up young freaky freak tantalizing tender?
Ain't seen you in a week and you know I'm on the tether
Whatever. I'm free at 3:45, remember?
I'll call you around 8:00 and we can get together
Damn, now this b**h she should do a thing or two
Grabbed my meat and did the Electric Boogaloo
Awww sh**! What the f** she did?
Had my nuts kick stepping and my wang did the Jig
That ain't sh**, check it out homie
Pull my wallet out my pocket and check my I.D.
For sure, just to make sure it's me
And I'm a Michiganny coming straight from the D
We dicked it up, we dicked it down
I hit it from the back, she gave me ridges around
But f** all that, instead I have her a call
*f**ing* PAUL!?
[Chorus x2]
She said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
f** You!
[Jamie Madrox]
Son of a b**h
This b**h got big old hickies on her neck
And dick on her breathe
Trying to kiss me talking about "Hey boo..."
What the f**s wrong with you? (Dumb b**h!)
You could have brushed your teeth after licking his balls
You could have had the decency to give me a call
I was worried like a motherf**a hoping you was straight
While you was s**ing and f**ing some strange trouser snake
I thought I was the only python in your thong, b**h
That's the same p**y that I put my f**ing tongue onto it
Exactly how long that this been happening?
You going around and me just for action
What am I? Some kind of dumb lame f**?
Or just another dick in your bu*t?
Say something
Were you trying to crush my heart just for fun?
It was my fault for thinking when I thought I was the only one
[Chorus x2]
She said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
f** You!