[monoxide child]
Now let me introduce myself as the man
f**ing every b**h in the world, just cuz i can
And i won't even play with you b**hes that don't f**
All i know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane
b**h, you ain't sh** but a hoe and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully f**ing and s**ing dick
Wanna blame it on my music? well that'll never happen
Cuz i was f**in' hoes like you before the rappin'
Goin' get me to slappin' on that a** and bu*t cheeks
And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, what up, i'm lookin' to get laid
(and the hookers here tonight is looking to get paid)
f** that, i won't spend no nickel on no a**
I don't even want no stinkin' b**hes thinkin' about my cash
[hook] (repeat twice)
b**h, you comin' outta them pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not i'm gettin' a**
We callin' for the freaks, you think i'm movin' too fast
But if you don't f** on the first date i'm leavin' that a**
[jamie madrox]
b**h wit' the big lips, i'm a young n***a
Wit' crazy f** in my hips
And i can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to f** you
Hey b**h, that's a nice a**
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin' in my pants, and i'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey b**h, do you like s**? well me too
I'm goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do
f** 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never s**ed dick, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips
[hook]
[monoxide child]
You can tell it from the get-go b**h, i ain't the one
And strictly for your info b**h, you ain't the bomb
I done f**ed maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes i f**ed in one night is like five (damn!)
You could say that i'm addicted to s**
But if you know my seeds then you know i'm addicted to d**h
Monoxide, f**in' b**hes left and right
Let a k**a know, if ya f**in' tonight
[jamie madrox]
Hey b**h, do ya shave your peach?
I can check cuz your beaver's within my arm reach
(so stubly) leave a rash on my co*k
??? up cradle and dubs are icy-hot
Hey b**h, would you finger your box
And rub the bu*t, of the n***a named madrox?
Half-hour k**a with an hour worth of dick
So do you wanna f**? hey you, hey b**h!
[hook]
[jamie madrox]
Stupid b**h!
What the f** you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f**?!?
Who the f** you think you are?!?
Motherf**in' liz claiborne, b**h?
I don't like that sh**, and i don't like you!
So if you ain't f**in', you need to bounce, b**h!
That's on my moms!
I'm lookin' for a**, money, and dead sh**