(Chorus x3)
Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
(Jamie Madrox)
We run sh** like constipation on Ex-Lax
All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax
Can you relax when sh** is run a mile a minute?
Play the industry like p**y
Grab your dick and get up in it
(Are you in it to win it?)
As we prevail, with sh** so obese
That it's tipping the scale
I been to Hell, heavy hot mothaf**ka
Walking the Earth since child birth
Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework
Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser
You can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer
(Now I'm the poster boy!)
For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers
That seldom ever sleep
They call me Stay-Puft Marshmellow
Man cause I was so fat my arms
Looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands
Would it ever change?
I prayed and hope it
Throw a scoop of mash potatos
See the chorus for the gravy boat
(Chorus x3)
Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
(Monoxide Child)
I'm on D!
Obstruction of justice and all that
F**k the cops, where my mothaf**king dogs at?
Your corner boy with the teddy bear nose
And the fake a** asortment of hoes
I'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week
And smoking weed till my eyeballs bleed
Once I hit the Lotto
Crazy money, millions and G's
And then I split that sh** on the trees
Treat me like the freak I am
Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan
I base it all up on my sound scan
So glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to ya
I see the gangstas just walk on through
And ain't a mothaf**king thing you can do
sh**, my brain blew out on concrete
But my feet keep moving to another beat
Like the Jedi Luke Skywalker
(Chorus x3)
Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
*musical interlude*
(Chorus x3)
Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!