Hello, Hurray
Well, I f**ed Betty Page
I f**ed her where it hurts
Met her in Prauge, Germany
I ripped her paisley shirt
Later that night, enter Gunter
Gunter's Betty's boyfriend
He wasn't happy
So I f**ed him too
Cus Ich bin uber und Gunter ist unter
Well, I f**ed Betty Page
Yes, I f**ed her, yesterday
He fought, he staked his share
At record fierce
I turned around
I turned away
I ain't got nothin' more to say
I ain't got nothin' more to prove
I ain't got nothin' more to lose
I can't remember losin'
And now I'm feelin' groovin'
I f**ed
But I f**ed her
Feels so groovin'
Because I f**ed Betty Page
I f**ed her in the a**
She screamed for help
But I laughed
I f**ed Betty Page
I f**ed her in the mouth
I gave her d**h
And nothing else
I f**ed Betty Page
I f**ed her in the a**
She screamed for help
But, I laughed
I k**ed Betty Page
I k**ed her yesterday
I gave her d**h
And nothing else