I got a drum
I got a horn
They gave me a bicycle
Just for being born
But I'm only gettin'
Half of what I oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas
I got a train
That really runs
They gave me a space suit
That should be lots of fun
But I'm only getting
Half of what I oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas
Gee, but it's tough
To be a kid like me
But I guess there
Is nothin' I can do
'Cause all of the stuff
Beneath the Christmas tree
Has to count
For my birthday, too
I get so mad
At Mom and Dad
Of all of the days that they
Picked to have me had
And they only give me
Half of what they oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas
Gee, but it's tough
To be a kid like me
But I guess there
Is nothin' I can do
'Cause all of the stuff
Beneath the Christmas tree
Has to count
For my birthday, too
I get so mad
At Mom and Dad
Of all of the days that they
Picked to have me had
And they only give me
Half of what they oughta
'Cause my birthday
Comes on Christmas
Ya, my birthday
Comes on Christmas
Why does my birthday have to
Come on Christmas?