[Hook: Tropical King]
I like to wa*k every single day
No one tells me what to do I wa*k anyway
I like to wa*k I'm eating food
I'm always in the mood
And sometimes
I like to go to the shops
I go to the shops and I buy pork-chops
I like to buy pork-chop in the shop
And then I go for a wa*k when I home ya
[Verse 1: Tropical King]
Oh baby, I like it raw
Yeah I'm talking to my hand so what?
I do a sh** on your mother's floor
Yaw
And I'm still on the dole
A big f**in' poster of Cheryl Cole
What else am I gonna do when I'm sitting on my hole?
I don't wa*k to gingers 'cos they have no soul
b**h please go to the shops, get me a pizza roll
I spit nothin', but the truth
Got one hand on my beer and another on my flute
Yo, why ya motorboatin' my scrotum ho
Gigalo whatcha' know
Yippie I, yippie yo, yippie yaya
With da flava
When it comes to flava I'm da mayah
See ya latah hatah
f** meeeee she gatah
[Hook: Tropical King]
I like to wa*k every single day
No one tells me what to do I wa*k anyway
I like to wa*k I'm eating food
I'm always in the mood
And sometimes
I like to go to the shops
I go to the shops and I buy pork-chops
I like to buy pork-chop in the shop
And then I go for a wa*k when I home ya
[Verse 2: Tropical King]
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie can't you see?
Basically you're just a fat black gee
Been listenin' to 2Pac since the age of three
If he asked me to I would have shot you for free
Nigella Lawson, special recipe
That's the most wa*kable show on TV
Lay back on the sofa
Grab the pipe ... this is the life
[Hook: Tropical King] (With wa*king noises)
I like to wa*k every single day
No one tells me what to do I wa*k anyway
I like to wa*k I'm eating food
I'm always in the mood
And sometimes
I like to go to the shops
I go to the shops and I buy pork-chops
I like to buy pork-chop in the shop
And then I go for a wa*k when I home ya