Standing in a doorway counting taxis Waitin' for a ride to Disneyland I'm gettin' just a little tired of Portland Stayed a little longer than I planned Waving at the ladies in their caddies Showing off to girls who look away My thumb is turning blue and I'm hungry Dreaming of a ride straight to L.A. I've seen most of the country From the side of the road I'm getting from here to nowhere In no time And I don't believe I'll ever make it home It's been rainin' since I started out this morning Dirty streets and hookers waved goodbye I'd be lyin' if I said I'm sorry leavin' I'd be leavin' if I could only get a ride And I've seen most of the country
From the side of the road I'm getting from here to nowhere In no time And I don't believe I'll ever make it home I don't believe I'll ever make it ... I've been standing in doorways counting taxis Waitin' for a ride to Disneyland I'm gettin' just a little tired of Portland Stayed a little longer than I planned And I've seen most of the country From the side of the road I'm getting from here to nowhere In no time And I'm goin' home And I've seen most of the country From the side of the road I'm getting from here to nowhere In no time And I don't believe I'll ever make it Don't believe I'll ever make it