Li-li-li…
I only like you
‘Cause your mum's a spunk
We're only friends because of her
You can keep all your Lego
And racing car sets,
It's your mum that I really prefer
When we all play in the playground
And the other kids give you a serve,
I stick up for you,
Though deep down I think
It's something you really deserve
I only like you
‘Cause your mum's a spunk
We're only friends because of her
You can keep all your masters of the universe,
It's your mum that I really prefer
When we all have to choose partners,
I always come over to you
You smell like a toilet,
You look like a fool
But a man does what he has to do
I only like you
‘Cause your mum's a spunk
We're only friends because of her
You can keep your??? and Star Wars figures
It's your mum that I really prefer
D'you think I could take on
Your dad in a fistfight?
And does she have any
Unmarried sisters
I only like you
‘Cause your mum's a spunk
We're only friends because of her
You and your things aren't the reason I come
I don't like your stuff and I think that you're dumb
I only hang out with you
‘Cause of your mum
Ooh, I like the birds, can we keep the birds? Birds are good.