Table for one, preferably out the sun
somwhere where it's quiet, and a coffee too
better make it black right through
I'm feeling fairly sh**e
I dont think I have enough cla**
to handle drinking from a gla**
just get me water in a plas-tic cup
I went A Shandy Too Far
I woke up in the bed of someone
who I just never thought I'd do
I know I went A Shandy Too Far
I wonder where I left my car
A Shandy Too Far
Comfortable bed
shame about the pain in my head
where'd i leave my shoes
well their just over there
Underneath my under-
Where'd I get this bruise
I can hear her come down the hall
and bang her head against the wall
and wish she didn't have appalling luck
She went A Shandy Too Far
I woke up in the bed of someone
who I just never thought I'd do
I know I went A Shandy Too Far
I wonder where I left my car
A Shandy Too Far
Take my advice in a crisis
catch a taxi, catch a bus
but if there is one thing
you should never do it's trust yourself
because there's a caveman inside
brain's just coming along for the ride
You'd think I'd learn
I dont know at all
When it will be safe to call
We used to be quite friendly
But this could be the end
Becasue we went A Shandy Too Far
I woke up in the bed of someone
who I just never thought I'd do
I know I went A Shandy Too Far
I wonder where I left my car
A Shandy Too Far