[Verse 1]
k**joy, you're like a rhinestone pickup line
My drunk guitar's more fun than you'll ever be
Dear God, you're a monologue repeater
A computer is a better friend than I'll ever be
[Pre-Chorus]
I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know
Take a photograph, it's going to last longer
I feel so temporary like some viceroy a**hole, maybe
[Chorus]
Yeah, k** the viceroy
Yeah, k** the viceroy
k** the viceroy
[Verse 2]
Oh God, give it up, the charisma
This cold call waving is a sign of a weaker disease
[Pre-Chorus]
I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know
Take a photograph, it's going to last longer
I feel so temporary like some viceroy a**hole, maybe
[Chorus]
Yeah, k** the viceroy
Yeah, k** the viceroy
[Bridge]
Why want it? Why need it
Why guess it? Can't help me
God help me, God help me
I am my own and so are you
[Chorus]
k** the viceroy
k** the viceroy
k** the, yeah
k** the viceroy
k** the
k** the sh**