[Verse 1]
Show them this picture at Starbucks
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Where are our cla**mates?
Where is the bus?
We didn't even take very long
I only had time for a brownie
Somebody pick up their phone
These guys are so getting sued
For not knowing Trey and Jason were gone
[Chorus]
I'm so pissed
They had three opportunities
Three opportunities for a head-count
Mr. Baxter's an old kook
[Verse 2]
Crossing guard, crossing guard
Our cla** has gone away
Get Mr. Baxter on the phone
He left two kids and now he's got to pay
Where did all our cla**mates go?
The buses aren't here
They didn't pay attention whatsoever
We'll be stuck in DC forever!
[Bridge]
This Starbucks brownie s**s
This Starbucks brownie s**s
This Starbucks brownie s**s
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
They didn't pay attention whatsoever
We'll be stuck in DC forever!