[Verse 1]
A piece of mail
A letter head
A piece of hair
From a human head
They're sayin' to me
"I should've k**ed it"
"I should've k**ed it"
"I should've k**ed it before"
[Bridge]
You're right, you're right
"k** the body and the head will die"
They're laughin' at me
"I should've learned it"
"I should've learned it"
"I should've learned it before"
[Chorus]
What a day, what a day
If you can look it in the face
And hold your vomit
[Verse 2]
A wet sneeze and a "no left turn"
A row of teeth and an encouraging word
Beneath a mile of skin
"I should've noticed it"
"I should've noticed it"
"I should've noticed it before"
[Outro]
What a day, what a day, what a day
Don't you touch it!