Got a good job sellin' lota useless crap
To a gullible deaf, dumb, blind man
I'ts ok I'll admit life s**s right now
But it's the only one I've got
So when you say get a job didn't I just say
That I've already got one
Hey loser get a life got one of those too
Guess I've got two things goin'
I'm not a loser, I am a winner
Take that!
I'm not a loser, I am a winner
Whatcha think about that?
I see you're not impressed
But I don't care
Hey look at me I'm on top of the world
I think I'll smile just because
Hey look at you crawling back to me
Get a clue
I'm the best jerk there ever was
My ex just loves success
And every guy she's ever met
That's ok she's got eight kids
And's the head cashier at the K-mart superstore
I'm high on life, it's the greatest gift
That I just got last Christmas
I really like the things that make me go
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm not a loser, I am a winner
Take that!
I'm not a loser, I am a winner
Whatcha think about that?
I see you're not impressed
But I don't care
Hey look at me I'm on top of the world
I think I'll smile just because
Hey look at you crawling back to me
Get a clue
I'm the best jerk there ever was
I'm not a loser, I am a winner
Take that!
I'm not a loser, I am a winner
Whatcha think about that?
I see you're not impressed
But I don't care
Hey look at me I'm on top of the world
I think I'll smile just because
Hey look at you crawling back to me
Get a clue
I'm the best jerk there ever was