I am not an inhibited man
I try to keep it in my pants when I can
But when I'm doing it Dulles
Doing it in Quantico
Doing it in Ashburn
That's the only way to go
Doing it in Springfield
Doing it in Burke
Doing it in Occoquan
You know I'm doing work
White Collar, White Trash
White Collar, White Trash
White Collar, White Trash
White Collar, White Trash
I am not an uncurious man
I am the Reston Parkway son of sam
When I'm doing it Norton
Doing it in Centerville
Doing it in Lorton
You know that I always will
Do me in Dumfries
Do me in Mana**as Park
Do me out in Clifton
After dark
But it's alright
In the suburban twilight
There leaves no doubt
What this is all about
White Collar, White Trash
White Collar, White Trash
White Collar, White Trash
White Collar, White Trash
You know I miss 'em rock n' roll kids
But rock n' roll was k**ing me
You know I miss 'em day and night
But I can see where that road would lead me
To a midnight intersection
The yellow light blinking to the void
The summer air is like a silence
We could not destroy
(White Collar, White Trash)