Here I am in hypersleep
Awaiting my awakening
I'm travelling near the speed of light
To our new colony
Except I'm trying to figure out
How come I'm still awake when they
Assured me I would be unconscious
Oh well, must be me
Maybe I should think about
My S.O. in the next tube over
How we're gonna celebrate
The day we finally land
Well, actually, that night or maybe
Later 'cause we'll be unpacking
I'll think about that later
When I can move my hand
Wish I had a bedtime story
I could read to make me sleep
One of the Harry Potter books
Or maybe Dr. Suess
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I am
I do not like them with a goat
Or a majestic moose
Mind you a moose once bit my sister
How horrible she was attacked
Moose bites can be pretty nasty
Those responsible have been sacked
Hey there, NASA, have you heard the news?
I'm awake in my deep freeze, thinkin' bout a stupid moose
I've got the hyperspace cryogenic insomnia blues
Hum hum hum hum hm hum hum hum
Hum hm hum hum hummmm hm hum
Menahmenah dee dee de dee dee
Menahmenah dee dee de dee
Menahmenah dee dee de dee dee
It's a small world after all
That's why we left that mudball
Hypersleeping in free fall
To a new world after all
Menahmenah dee dee de dee dee
Menahmenah dee dee de dee
Wish I had some NyQuil here
Or maybe just a keg of beer
Or my S.O. in something sheer
Or Salma Hayek, what a rear
Baby got back
Baby got back....
I'm back to the future again
I hope I'll sleep but I don't know when
Of course if I wake up too soon
It's cause we hit some alien moon
I'm crashed in the spaceship again
Menahmenah dee dee de dee dee
Menahmenah dee dee de dee
Oh good, I see a status light
To tell me where we are in flight
We're two weeks out of Terran orbit
Ten years left to go....
Lesser men would go insane
But I'm the one who runs this brain
Don't have to work and not in pain
I'll be just fine, I know
Please God, I beg you, let me die
The solitude is more than I
Can handle for ten minutes
Let alone a whole decade
There's no one there to set me free
And worse than this captivity
My sweetie's sleeping next to me
And we cannot get laid
I need you, more than anyone darlin'
But right now I can't even weep
So s** it up, bu*tercup, go back to sleep
Menahmenah dee dee de dee dee
Menahmenah dee dee de dee