Sold a hammer to the Pentagon
To the Bing Bang to the Pentagon
And I'm living in Florida for they made me a millionaire
They gave me 700 for every silly little hammer
For I sold them to the Pentagon and they made me a millionaire
So you sell them nails
To the Bing Bang to the Pentagon
Yes you sell them nails and they'll make you a millionaire
Sold a coffee pot to the Pentagon
To the Hee Haw to the Pentagon
And I'm living on the golf course for they made me a millionaire
They gave me 5,000 for every silly little coffee pot
For I sold them to the Pentagon and they made me a millionaire
So you sell our coffee
To the Hee Haw to the Pentagon
Yes you sell them coffee and they'll make you a millionaire
Sold a toilet seat to the Pentagon
To the Yahoo, to the Pentagon
And I'm living in a condo for they made me a millionaire
They gave me 600 for every folding little toilet seat
For I sold them to the Pentagon and they made me a millionaire
So you know what you can sell
To the Yahoo, to the Pentagon
Yes you know what you can sell and they'll make you a millionaire