Pa**ed the legal limit
About 15 years ago
Now there's a bottle between my legs
And I'm moving real slow
I'm drunk driving
Drunk driving
Ain't no way
I can face this road alone
I'm drunk driving
No License or registration
Insurance...plates...or tags
But I got an AM radio preacher
And functioning air bags
I'm drunk driving
Drunk driving
Ain't no way
I can face this road alone
I'm drunk driving
Troopers and local cowboys
Hiding among the elms
Woman's a calvary cross
With a task to overwhelm
Jesus saves the fallen
The wretched and the sick
But he knows that I'm a liar
With my promises to kick
I'm drunk driving
Drunk driving
Ain't no way
I can face this road alone
I'm drunk driving
Gotta get to where I'm going
And leave when I arrive
When hands they start to tremble
I know that I'm alive
Haven't k**ed anybody
They haven't tossed the key
Judge sees me back again
Gonna let me cop a plea
I'm drunk driving
Drunk driving
Ain't no way
I can face this road alone
I'm drunk driving