[Hook 1: Rikrok] Honey came in and she caught me redhanded Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both bu*t naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key? All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me [Verse 1: Tobyman] It wasn't me who build the p**y I was the one who k**ed bush, p**y Each d**h is fulfilled, it wasn't me I am a rotten flesh walking free I'm the one who banging you in your sofa I hid your tits in my mesh and raped your cobra My mum's a crackwho*e, i'm fine with cola Find me hanging from a tree in her crackhouse Every goddamn drug addict is a packed house I'm equipped with two nuts and a dick, you can have it Your body shaking blew me away In every way you can imagine today I'm a crazy f**, i like to play with you Dr. Gay I see your tears, are you okay Let's pray baby i rape you on your birthday [Bridge: Rikrok] But she caught me on the counter (Wasn't me) Saw me banging on the sofa (Wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (Wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (Wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn't me) Hears the words that I told her (Wasn't me) As the screams get louder (Wasn't me) She stayed until it was over [Hook 2: Rikrok] Honey came in and she caught me redhanded Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both bu*t naked Banging on the bathroom floor I had tried to keep her from what She was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me? [Verse 2: Tobyman] It wasn't me with the ammo I only played grand piano I be goddamned if my pizza express expands I swear my soul out of hand Once again i'm f**ing too many hoes in my bed
I know if i keep up it won't be any funny You probably be glad to see me finally being dead Bush grandad and family will all creep up my a** Ask me if i wanna spend some cash but I don't like to spend a penny for your bu*t I wish i had control over my money f** my life it's only spinning That's the first beginning Now i'm lonely, i am so tripping where's my macaroni? When it gets to eating Best believe you gon' know me You know the feeling when it's stuck in your belly You feel like you're a walking jelly [Bridge: Rikrok] But she caught me on the counter (Wasn't me) Saw me banging on the sofa (Wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (Wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (Wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn't me) Hears the words that I told her (Wasn't me) As the screams get louder (Wasn't me) She stayed until it was over [Hook 2: Rikrok] Honey came in and she caught me redhanded Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both bu*t naked Banging on the bathroom floor I had tried to keep her from what She was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me? [Verse 3: Rikrok] Wanna tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused I've been listening to your reason It makes no sense at all People tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused You may think that you're a player But you're completely lost [Hook 1: Rikrok] Honey came in and she caught me redhanded Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both bu*t naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key? All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me