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(Swag) I think you forgot that I'm the best Put you to the test ? 1-2-3, 4-5-6 That's how many times that you're a b**h (Swag) 1-2-3, 4-5-6 That's how many Nuzlockes that I've missed I'M THE BEST YOUTUBER THERE IS, MUTHAfu*kA! (Swag) I hope you know that sh**! So be sure to hit that bell bu*ton if you liked this rap (Swag) And I hope I made your a** clap! [Outro: Lord Weeaboo] Okay everyone. That was fun and all, but it's time to sit up in your chairs, because it's dinner time, you f**ing weeaboos