Who cares about the life of the saved
When we give birth it's quiet and brave
Being healthy, it's carcinogenic
And life's a game show called "It's epidemic"
Why aren't crocodiles vegetarian?
How come Atilla wasn't a honey?
Why didn't Hitler stay a librarian?
Why don't people find rock bands funny?
Life k**s, life k**s
Life's a sentence, read all about it
Who invented the business man?
Who told bankers the meaning of love?
Who gives right or wrongs when you get fired?
Who told teenagers they've got a mind of their own?
I'm going down to the Waterside Worker's Hotel
I'll wear women's clothing and I'll yell
Here's a broken bottle boy, send me to hell
If life is my alternative I might as well
Life k**s, life k**s
Life's a sentence, read all about it
Life k**s, life k**s
Life's a sentence, read all about it
I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying life k**s
You die at the moment the s**m hits the ovum
You're dying as a foetus breathing through gills
You die in the birth there ain't no supposing
You die in your life and even Blind Freddy
Knows your children will die to a perspective
Your parents will die if they're not dead already
Life's just d**h from nature's perspective
You're trapped in your life from the very first moment
By your mother and father
Who must've been mad
When they decided to add
To their own torment
By having a child
Like their own Mum and Dads
Mum and Dads Mum and Dads Mum and Dads Mum and Dads
If I could describe it in a poem I'd cry
Family he said
Hold me so sad
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