Christina aguilera:
Some dead-eyed child bride
Has learnt to dance
Bfw
Sisqo: one pack of vicious blacks
Hates another
Bfw
Moby: a geography teacher
Bought a blues record
Bfw
Radiohead: redefining the very idiom
That is modern music
Bfw
Psy-trance. big beat. prog house
Old skool. hard house
Nu-skool breaks:
Bfw
London: the 500 most snooty people
Think something's important
Bfw
Acting in a movie: walk to the mark. say the line
Do it again
Bfw
Video clips: the revolving moose-head shot
Cost quater of a mil
Bfw
Pay t.v: gilligan's island. rugby
Gilligan's island again
Bfw
The internet: more crap at your fingertips
Than on them
Bfw
Big f**ing whoopee
Georgio armani: makes dresses
Makes more dresses
Bfw
The queen mother: f**ed the right guy
Lots of money. drunkard
Bfw
Vegans: deeply committed people
Better than you and me
Bfw
Stock market: lots of guys with rat-cunning
Ripping off each other
Bfw
Bmw: you hop in this car
Then drive it
Bfw