(Satyr) Fantastic, Reality Dirty Lab here to snatch up your salary (Time) Satyr (Satyr) Turning bad into better, Big Time (Time) Big smile, no matter the weather, Satyr (Satyr) Turning better to great, big Time (Time) Big heart to swallow the hate, Satyr (Satyr) Turning great into grand, big Time (Time) Big plans in the palm of his hand (Time and Satyr) Dirty Lab ma**ive, we're fantastic, fantastic (Time) Sometimes it takes betrayal to learn forgiveness And most years I like halloween better then christmas I like dirty dishes, dust bunnies and nasty attics And all of the monsters from final fantasy tactics I find beauty in blood, murder and horror movies And I don't mind a girl with a cute face and no booty Sometimes it takes peace to get sick of pleasure And sometimes it takes a disaster to bring us together Sometimes it takes a breakup to find fantastic And if you look pa** their makeup you'll see that their plastic I like the smell of spray paint, gasoline and magic markers And having the flu on a weekday watching bob barker Sometimes it takes a divorce to find your true love But smile at the blood, mixing with dirt to make mud Learn from everything, don't let negativity spoil it So listen to this as you throw up in the toilet (Satyr) It takes an empty gla** to appreciate the half full The cheddar tastes better when you eat it in the rat's hole Every shining star eventually becomes a black hole It takes sacrifice to keep your stripes up on the flag pole Sometimes a black eyes the only that guaranteed To open up your vision and a**ist in giving clarity Sometimes it takes sinking deep down in poverty
To remind you why happiness can't be bought in shopping sprees Most silver linings get lost around the storm cloud It's hard to smell the rose when you're bleeding from the thorn's gouge It takes black tuesdays for wednesday's sunshine To dry up all the rain and turn the tears into punchlines Sometimes it takes a pile of smoke and ashes To show you why living's like playing with matches Sometimes it takes closed eyes in a casket To show you why this life is fantastic (Time) Satyr (Satyr) Turning bad into better, Big Time (Time) Big smile, no matter the weather, Satyr (Satyr) Turning better to great, big Time (Time) Big heart to swallow the hate, Satyr (Satyr) Turning great into grand, big Time (Time) Big plans in the palm of his hand, Satyr (Time and Satyr) Dirty Lab ma**ive, we're fantastic, fantastic (Time) Sometimes it takes a fist in the face To lose your ego and find your place Sometimes its best to wrap the present And escape to your memories of laser tag and ten speeds Baseball mitts and army ant enemies Skinned knees for serenity and candy bars for energy I like girls sweatpants, gla**es and acne Cuz there the ones less used in this mid west trash heap They call me Time I find the s**y in the homely Creativity's my company even when I'm lonely I'm turning subtraction into addition I'm turning smiling into my only addiction I'm turning minuses into plus signs Until god taps me on the shoulder and says the world's had enough of Time But until then finding the beautiful in the unusual Turning pain into positive musicals Take it for a walk, crunk