[Verse 1: Time]
Pillowcase full of candy neighbor's liver full of brandy
Scaring kids in my costume the neighbors can't stand me
Red leather jacket, my hero's so fancy
I'm a werewolf in the street straight thriller dancing
Scully to my left, Mulder to my right
I'm a read top secret X-Files all night
I'm all about my cheese, I am not a modest mouse
Catch me with my Monster Squad busting in a haunted house
PKE meter going off the charts
Kick out the trap I'm a Ghostbuster after dark
Evil Dead I saw an Army of Darkness
Bubba Ho-Tep's over Bruce Campbell's carca**
I see Sam Raimi's yellow Oldsmobile
If these ghouls wanna eat my heart it'll be a cold meal
Drag Me to Hell with Krueger and Jason
I used to think my neighbors had bodies in the basement
It's Friday 13 I'm dancing under ladders
Chasing black cats Ovaltine in my bladder
Cujo ate my homework he's in Pet Sematary
I saw Ice Cream Man, I was scared of Ben and Jerry
Ghoulies in my toilet tank, Critters in the closet
Amityville maybe that's what caused this
Gremlins in the kitchen, I put them in the blender
These are just a few things that happen in Denver
[Hook: Time]
This is a stick up forget trick or treat
You better watch your back we're snatching bags in the street
The moon's a spaceship, the sun is a pumpkin
October 31st 1990 something
[Verse 2: Time]
Dressed like Frankenstein running from the torch light
I'm trying to get all the candy, looking for a porch light
My cousin's Legosi, I'm a mini Karloff
Listening to new wave bumping some Bauhaus
David Bowie's a vampire, playing the violin
My dad used to fast forward through nudity and violence
Breaking my mom's candles, thinking it's Castevania
Final Destination, Nintendo cords can hang ya
Leather jacket Lost Boy mobbing on my motor bike
This house is clean don't cross the streams on the Poltergeist
I'm watching a Creepshow, It's another Demon Knight
Fire in the Sky, I'm staring at the Phoenix Lights
ET's in my room, Close Encounters of the 10th Kind
Quantum Leap, wormhole, watch me bend time
Watching an Exorcist, she's doing a headspin
She ain't even a B-Girl but here come the Walking Dead again
No gra**y knoll I'm sitting on a Silent Hill
This Resident is Evil, sniper shot for the quiet k**
Shadows can't stop me, Mothman Prophecy
Fat kid shotgun, that's my philosophy
Chuck T's on my feet, Tremors in the concrete
Night of the Living Dead, I'm hacking up zombies
Explosions everywhere and the Toxic Avenger
These are just a few things that happen in Denver
[Hook: Time]
This is a stick up forget trick or treat
You better watch your back we're snatching bags in the street
The moon's a spaceship, the sun is a pumpkin
October 31st 1990 something
[Verse 3: Time]
Dressed like d**h smashing pumpkins in the street
Call it Monster Mash I'm at your door trick or treat
Fake scarecrows think they can scare Chris
But little do they know, I've been to Blair Witch
I saw Ringu before The Ring came out
I even saw the cursed tape they were talking about
I wasn't scared of Chucky we had a Doberman Pinscher
He was Child's Play, I would've stabbed him with a splinter
Candyman in the mirror, Leprechaun on the moon
Even saw a clown in the sewer with a balloon
I can't phone home, I'm in the Twilight Zone
Service Outer Limits all I get is a dial tone
Little Vampire, Little Monsters in my pocket
Tales From the Crypt seeing skeletons in coffins
White Men Can Jump Teen Wolf was the real proof
We used to play basketball, mom would give us Beetlejuice
Garbage Pail Kids jumping out of the trash
I used to run through the neighborhood with a Scream mask
I Know What You Did Last Summer where's the body?
Rocky Horror Picture Show, glam rock party
I'm reading Goosebumps wearing They Live gla**es
I'm seeing reptiles I hope their mothership crashes
A red flash from the MIB is all I remember
These are just a few things that happen in Denver