Sitting in a living room in a condo
Gazmo's on the rug with little Ca**y-O
Gazmo's gettin' nervous
Ca**y wants to sample the dog
She says
"Bark, howl, do what you like
But if you're going to growl, just growl into the mic
We're gonna play a game called Sample the Dog"
Sample the dog
Sample the dog
There's a new age family out in North Carolina
A dog named Jamaica, a daughter named China
A son who plays in a band called Sample the Dog
Third-world music on the stereo
Dust on the keys of the piano
And China's in the kitchen tryin' to sample the dog
Sample the dog
Sample the dog
Sample the dog
Sample the dog
Now, Ca**y can't read and China can't write
And the Board of Education mumbles in the night
A prayer for our nation
"Lord, let us sample the dog"
Sample the dog
Sample the dog
Sample the dog
The exact same thing is happenin' today
In a million homes across the USA (Sample the dog)
Everybody's workin', tryin' to sample the dog
Sample the dog
Sample the dog