If I had a cop show
this this would be the theme music
you know
I'd be like driving in my car
vroooom
all fast and you know
I'd pull out my gun
and then I'd shoot a naked girl
and then the naked girl would y'know bleed
and I'd slide across the hood of the car
and we'll have some dancers
dancing with night sticks
and I'd be beating this dude
right, you know, just in front of everybody
I'd spit on him
and I'd say "That's what you get for messing with the cops!"
If I had a cop show