I'm the greatest Young Lions Cup Champion of all time
Don't get conflicted, Hallowicked, the title is mine
No brain in that head, just a stupid stem, you're a dunced (?)
So relieve all this tension and answer this question about Tim Donst
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Who's the man?
Who's the man?
You're not the man
Who's the man?
I'm the man
That's the answer to who's the man
No longer Eddie Kingston's punching bag and I think that that is pretty cool
Because I don't like to get punched in the face
I'm way too good looking
I've wrestled in like 56 states
I even went to Japan I got this hat
You never did that, go to Japan or got a Japanese hat
I have some really sweet moves with some really cool sweeter type names
I have the moves called the Donst Cap and the Donstitution
I am the greatest Young Lions Cup Champion of all time
I know this 'cause fans come up to me and they say, "You're the greatest Young Lions Cup Champion of all time."
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