Someone go and tell the bus driver that I quit Someone go and tell the bus driver that I quit Tell the boys in the band that I'm just tired of this sh** Tell 'em that I'm long gone Someone tell my booking agent I said thank you for the tour Someone tell my booking agent I said thank you for the tour But my throat's all scratched up and I'm tired of these same three chords Tell her that I'm long gone Long gone (long gone!) Long gone (long gone!) Tell 'em all that I'm long gone Tell 'em go on without me they don't need my songs Tell 'em that I'm long gone Someone go and tell my tour manager that he s**s Someone go and tell Tim Shaw that he s**s
Tell him keep all my money and good luck paying for the bus Tell him that I'm long gone Tell the merch girl slinging shirts that I said thank you much Tell the merch girl slinging shirts that I said thank you much Tell her empty her tip jar and run cause we ain't paying her enough Tell her that I'm long gone Long gone (long gone!) Long gone (long gone!) Tell 'em all that I'm long gone Tell 'em go on without me they don't need my songs Tell 'em that I'm long gone Long gone (long gone!) Long gone (long gone!) Tell 'em all that I'm long gone Tell 'em go on without me they don't need my songs Tell 'em that I'm long gone