[Verse 1]
I went to the store just to buy some eggs
When a thug walked up, and shot me in the legs
A crip for life, and i'm walking on pegs
Rollin' dirty all day, man, what could be next?
Check me!
[Hook] x2
I'm a crip for life!
[Verse 2]
With the J's on my hips, and the money on my mind
I saw a young white women, with a fine behind
I limped over just to say "hello"
Asked if I had a chance, and she said "hell no"
[Hook] x2
[Verse 3]
I'm a high roller, do you get the pun?
I'm playing poker, gettin' chips by the ton
When i'm at the table, you best walk away
My goal in life, Dr. Ben Carson cosplay
Beat!
[Hook] x2
[Outro]
One more verse, that I outta tell
The thug at the Lion is going to hell
Power of my chair, let my power compel
It is time to roll, I bid you farewell