The guy with the yo-yo
He's feeling sad, you know
He got tears in his popcorn
From watching the show
She make him feel mean
When she takes off her clothes for him
She's moving 'cross the stage
With a skip in her step
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
The girl with the milkshake
Ah, she looks like heartbreak
I'm not worried for her
I'm worried more for his sake
She brings tears to his eyes
Make him feel alone inside
She's moving 'cross the street
With a skip in her step
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
She's ten years younger than him
But he looks for her to cope
He'd like to call her child
But it sticks in his throat, yeah
Huh! Whoa!
The girl with the fake fur
He just can't shake her
From her head to her shoeshine
You can't mistake her
She leaves him with an aftertaste
Oh, she just can't be replaced
He can see her in the dark
Asleep in his bed
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak, sugar!
Like heartbreak
Like heartbreak