I was riding on a concrete slab
Down a river of a useless land
It was such a beautiful day
I heard a witch doctor say
I'll turn you into a toadstool
I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
A muscle twitch, an auto it swerves
You want to speak you lose your nerve
Infinity throws you a curve
Dumps you in sh** you don't deserve
As life roars by you in a blur
Leaves you murmuring a dirty word
A page out of a comic book
A chicken hanging on a hook
A reverie, a babbling brook
A sermonette, a TV. cook
Shaking my hand at your fake head
A suicide, a certain look
A microphone, a blues guitar
Piques a feeling near and far
Stupidity a mental scar
Cruel cruelty, oh cruelty
Harboring no inspiration
An alcoholic at the bar
Every insult goes too far
I was pissing on the desert sands
When the desert whispered to me
It said, isn't this a shame?
Things will never be the same
I've learned this gets me so edgy
Now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
I was a teenaged dinosaur
Stoned and obsolete
I didn't get f**ed and I didn't get kissed
I got so f**ing pissed
Using my head for an ashtray
Now I tell you who I am
I'm a repo man
And I'm looking for the joke
Yeah I'm looking for the joke
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