{Intro: Jaydin Cooper}
You gotta get your Merch! (Get, get, your Merch)
You gotta get your Merch!
{Verse 1: Jarrett Blandin & Jaydin Cooper}
Jarrett Blandin: Buy, buy your Merch!
Jaydin Cooper: (Buy the Merch) Buy the Merch!
Yes, you gotta Buy your Merch!
Jarrett Blandin: (Buy the Merch)
{Verse 2: Jarrett Blandin & Jaydin Cooper}
Jarrett Blandin: See that Merch Up there!
Jaydin Cooper: You got the Merch, Right There!
{Outro: Jarrett Blandin}
Buy the Merch! (Buy the Merch!)