Well, hey, all you saints will you come and tell me what you know 'Cause you got yourselves a real live Pinocchio I've been lying so long it's stuck But God gave me an honesty box Well, I like a little fun just before I get to spin that yarn And I've never bothered 'cause it didn't seem to do no harm But, oh this gift really s**s 'Cause God gave me an honesty box Now I've got to stay calm and I've got to stay serene
Now I'm twisting your heart 'cause I got to keep it clean I don't need the proof I swear I'm telling nothing but the truth Well, it came from the heavens, it was sent to me from up on high With a little gift tag saying "girl, here's mud in your eye" Everyone else got socks God gave me an honesty box Everyone else got socks God gave me an honesty box God gave me an honesty box