Vitriolic ascerbic pugnacious outrageous Just the guy everyone can love to hate And he thrives on the anger that explodes from cheap shots But once you get to know him You can see the li'l softy in his eye Once you really get to know him You'll realize that he's the sweetest guy He'll string up your loved ones with a cruel hook And gladly a**a**inate the band you'd die to see If you get cheesed then it's another job well done
But once you get to know him The love he tries to hide is all you'll see Once you get to know him You won't be fooled a bit by little softy He can't fool me He can't fool me Behind his back his friends call him little softy He wants to be the meanest splinter in your bu*t He wants to be the baddest boil on your nose He wants to be the steam coming out of Your ears, but once you get to know him...