Flirting with disaster... hey, Disaster! Swooning over hope... goodnight, Hope! Crumpled dresses and nicotine stains Damn the consequences And consequently damned Arguing with exes in the bathroom Smooching and doing dope Walking with disaster... wait up, Disaster! Waking up with hope... good morning, Hope! Being more polite to strangers Than to your oldest friends Linger over embraces wander off before the end Not acknowledging apologies Distracted lies, repetitious old gossip... People are getting in fights People are falling in love Dodging bullets so Long it's the only Sk** you're sure of Wondering, wonderment It's not just a matter of time Ain't none of us helpless, just hoping to influence At this packed funeral, sing Sing Sing Sing! We never got lucky, we just picked up more booze Picked up a few more stragglers for this tribe we choose It's amazing you kept your figure, it's amazing you're still alive It could have been anyone, you know I am anyone All well dressed and behaving in front of exes spouses You know she always had a crush on you And I always a**umed that you two...
Do the parents know about her tattoos? People are getting in fights People are falling apart Dodging bullets so Long it's the only Sk** you're sure of Wondering, wonderment It is not just a matter of time Ain't none of us helpless, just hoping to influence At this packed funeral People are getting in fights People are falling in love Dodging bullets so Long it's the only Sk** you're sure of Wondering, wonderment It's not just a matter of time Ain't none of us helpless, just hoping to influence At this packed funeral, sing Aging punk rocker's teenage drama Did you see who just walked in? At this packed funeral thing What do you do when no one recognizes you, when you walk in? Explaining yourself to the next of kin At this packed funeral, sing People are getting in fights People are falling in love Dodging bullets so Long it's the only Sk** you're sure of Wonderful wonderment It is not a matter of time (Not just a matter of time) Ain't none of us helpless, just hoping to influence At this packed funeral, sing At this packed funeral, sing At this packed funeral, sing!