10, drink some some more eggnog thats 15, have another slice of pie thats 25, go ahead and make it an even 30 Hope those scales are sturdy Enough to hold the weight of your fata** As you finally made a conclusion You're not getting laid over for new years
Go ahead and have a few more beers Rent some movies on pay-per-view Cause nobody's gonna be near you As you look at yourself in the mirror You can almost already hear 'em Laugh and call you tubby