A cow that talks, have you ever heard?
Anything that is so absurd
You know how cows eat gra** and moo
Well, here's a cow that can talk to you
Tell us, Talking Cow, have you something to say?
Something to say have you got all day?
I love to talk, talk is my thing.
I love to talk about anything.
Did you know that this is so
It's impossible to lick your own elbow?
bu*terflies taste their feet
And mosquitoes have their mouth full of teeth.
In space, you can't burp or cry.
Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?
Four polar bears are left-handed
And the shoe is hard in its head.
Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day
This cow has so many things to say
He talked and talked and talked some more
From the pyramids to Uni-saw
Talking Cow: Elephant's the only animal with 4 knees,
Camels milk one toe, there's no camel cheese.
A goldfish has a short memory
About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2.
The eye of an ostrich is being of its break,
That's all is turned left, well, leave me a cave.
Your ears and nose never stop to grow.
A snail can sleep 3 years in a row.
So many things that I didn't know
Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go
Time to go?!? But there's more you see
About histories in the world parts 1, 2, 3.
A cow can't talk all through the night
He can't stop talking till the stars are bright
He didn't stop and he gave a moo
Moo! In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The sunset smells as an ant is just as good as a dog. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. The average person laughs 15 times a day.