The friendly pirate crew pa** out Dorothy's birthday cake.)
Oh, be careful now. That's Dorothy's birthday cake for her surprise party tonight
She's gonna be so excited
Oh! Oh, please be careful with the cake
Wally, wait here. This is Captain Feathersword's
Oh yes!
Captain! Captain!
Captain Feathersword! Hello!
(spotting Dorothy coming) Oh, quick!
Hide the cake! It's Dorothy!
(to young pirate boy who is holding cake)
Oh no, hide here. (grabs cake and hides inside the dock house.)
This is the best idea, Wally
Captain Feathersword never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgets my birthday
Yes, yes, and don't forget to ask him about the magic wand
Hi, Captain Feathersword
Dorothy, what a surprise party
I mean, what a surprise to see you today
Um, this is Wally. He's a magician
(Wally tries giving handshakes to Captain but his hand keeps going up and down.)
Well anyway, lovely to see on this fine occasion
Really? What occasion do you mean?
Happy (foghorn)
Happy days. Happy days
Happy days
Are you all right, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: It wouldn't be all right for such a special day
A special day! What day would that be, Captain?
Oh, it's the, um, the last day before, before
(groaning instretchy voice)
Captain, you crew
Whoa! Oh! Oh, me hearties
Whoo! Well, now indeed
Well, if you got that much energy
You can show Dorothy the Dinosaur our new pirate dance
A pirate dance!
Let's all do a pirate dance!
(Captain Feathersword and crew dance while the music starts playing.)
(singing) Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword?
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Who's the pirate with a feather in its hat?
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
He tickles you, he tickles me
He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees
You know he is the leader of the pirate seas
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
And he will show you how to do a groovy pirate dance
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
He'll tickle you, he tickle me
He'll tickle everything that moves and everything he sees
You know he is the leader of the pirate seas
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword