Captain's Magic bu*tons
He's got half a dozen.
Make him sing in different ways.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! Here we go!
Wiggles: Magic bu*tons.
Push a magic bu*ton.
Let's see how he sings today.
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the first bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing opera) Quack-a-doodle doo!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the second bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (sings like a robot) Oh oh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh.
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the third bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (sings like a rock star) Quaaaaack-a-doodle doo doo doo!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the fourth bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: Roar! Let's go move!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the fifth bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! Let's hopscotch!
Wiggles: Captain's magic bu*tons.
He's got half a dozen.
Make him sing in different ways.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho, me hearties!
Wiggles: Magic bu*tons.
Push a magic bu*ton.
Let's see how he sings today.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! This is fun!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the first bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing opera) Quack-a-doodle doo!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the second bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing like a robot) Ah ah ah ah oh ah ah ah ah.
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the third bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing like a rock star) Quack-a-doodle, quack-a-doodle, quack-a-doodle!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the fourth bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: Roar! I love go move!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the fifth bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! I love hopscotch! Whoo hoo hoo!
Wiggles: Captain's magic bu*tons.
He's got half a dozen.
Make him sing in different ways.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, these bu*tons are great fun, me hearties!
Wiggles: Magic bu*tons.
Push a magic bu*ton.
Let's see how he sings today.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the first bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing opera) Quack-a-doodle doo... Oh, it didn't work.
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the second bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing like a robot) Ohhhhhhh quaaaaaack!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the third bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: (singing like a rock star) Quack-a-doodle-doodle dooooo! Yeah!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the fourth bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: Roar! Go move!
Wiggles: What's gonna happen when you push the fifth bu*ton?
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! Hopscotching! Whoo hoo! Oh ho. These are the best magic bu*tons I've ever had. Arr!