You were born a human male
Natrual, fixer
Can't turn screws or hammer nails
Cus you, prefer
To fix things quickly
With silver sticky Ducktape!
Awooho
You can repair anything with Ducktape!
Awooho
Kitchen chairs and ceiling leaks with Ducktape!
Awooho
Seems your tire is getting low
You can, seal it
Stick yourself onto your chest
So no 1 steals it!
Storosalami (or something)
Make origami with Ducktape!
Awooho
If you're falling skin all you need is Ducktape!
Awooho
Ten brazillion CC you're a Ducktape!
Awohoo
D, d, danger crooks behind you
You have been chased into your bedroom
What to do? just grab onto some ducktape!
Ducktape!
Awohoo
Fix the (something) with Ducktape!
Awooho
Your all known desices will be called Ducktape!
Awohoo