She speaks the Vulgar Tongue
She speaks it better than anyone
When I wanna talk back to her
I've got to use a vernacular
'Cause she's the only one
'Cause she's the only one
She's the only one
Who really speaks the Vulgar Tongue
When the other girls speak to me
Well you know, it's all Greek to me
She gives me information
That's predicated on the situation
She's the only one
She's the only one
She's the only one
Who really speaks the Vulgar Tongue
She speaks the Vulgar Tongue
With a force like an iron lung
I can hear her callin' out to me
Vulgar Tongue is what it's all about
She's the only one
She's the only one
She's the only one
Who really speaks the Vulgar Tongue
She speaks the Vulgar Tongue
She speaks the Vulgar Tongue
She speaks the Vulgar Tongue
She speaks the Vulgar Tongue