I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie
The situation's tricky
I've got a new pair of spats
but aside from that
I don't wanna seem too picky
Someone help me through this wicket
'Cause it's awfully sticky
I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie
I've got my a** caught in my dickie
I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie
Now which one will it be?
Well, I can't decide for the life of me
Ascot's so refined
But a dickie gonna blow your mind
If I could just make up my mind
I'd be out there in a jiffy
I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie
I've got my a** caught in my dickie
I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie
1,2 - a'1,2,3,4!
I've got my top hat and my cane
Well, I really can't complain
I've got my cummerbund
I know it weighs a ton
I've got my pure gold watch and chain
Old school tie get it wash and dried
'Cause it's so old that it's icky
I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie
I've got my a** caught in my dickie
I've Got My Ascot In My Dickie